WARNING: Use Spring at your own risk!
Hake's questionable Teespring store
NOTE: Teespring is going through ISSUES. I can't guarantee you'll receive your orders! Hake hasn't received his, and gets limited response from customer service. Hopefully they work it out! No promises!
Featured Products
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Classic Crew Neck T-Shirt
$22.99Available colors
I Love Boomers (black ink)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$26.99Available colors
Obvious GlobeClassic Crew Neck T-Shirt
$22.99Available colors
Mildly AttractiveNext Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$24.99Available colors
I Disavow Hake MonkeyNext Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$22.99Available colors
Hake Monkey La La LaMug
$11.99Available colors
Knowledge is poison (black ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Facts vs. Truth (White Ink)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$21.99Available colors
Knowledge is poison (white ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Facts vs. Truth (Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Disgusting / shameful! FACE (Black Text)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
COO-AL (White Ink Only)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
COO-AL (Black Ink ONLY)Classic Long Sleeve Tee
$19.99Available colors
LALALA (Dark Red)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
LALALA (Bright Red)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
COO-AL (White and Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$24.99Available colors
The Hake Report (Logo, White Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
The Hake Report (Logo, Black Ink)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
The Hake Report / La La La...(WHITE INK)Triblend Tee
$22.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Next Level 3600 | Premium Ring-Spun Cotton T-Shirt
$24.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Women's Racerback Tank
$19.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Die Cut Sticker
$6.99
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie
$39.99Available colors
Mildly Attractive (NO GIRL)Women's Comfort Tee
$22.99